This would have been one of those imaginary posts that never made it to the blog, except I just read this post from Cee at Starting to Melt, and took it as a Sign.
So this morning, I awoke from my slumber as T was getting dressed for work just in time tell him all about my dream:
"I dreamt that I was sleeping in a bed with Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (aside: for some reason, I think he is the cutest guy on the show)."
T's ears perk up.
"Yeah, we were in a bed with four people, and I was on the end, and he was laying next to me, and I was very sleepy. The last thing I remembered saying to him before I fell asleep was 'So you use a Mac, right?'
Then, later, Charlie was freaking out about how he had to brush his teeth, because he was sure we had been making out, and he knew I had a husband. He was babbling about this to someone else (who had apparently been laying in the bed with us) when I woke up and was like, 'Uh, Charlie, that NEVER happened. I've been asleep.'"
T continued buttoning up his shirt, nonplussed, through this fascinating account.
"The point IS," I cleared my throat. "Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia obviously had a thing for me in the dream."
At that, T laughed.
"What?!" I demanded to know.
"Do you remember that time you had the dream Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer from 24 had a thing for you?"
OMG, I totally forgot!
I present to you the top 3 recent trends in my dreams (not nearly as sexy as the one above):
1. Being trapped in a free-falling elevator.
2. Struggling obsessively to find an outfit to wear from my closet.
3. Having to fight off sometimes-hot television stars who are way into me.
Guess which one is my favorite?
Your toilet paper panic-button - *This post was sponsored by Amazon Dash* My house is in a constant state of toilet-paper crisis. I don't know what it is. It's a pretty important item ....
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